Did-a-chick? Dum-a-chum? Dad-a-cham? Ded-a-chek?
Your pimples are the Lord's way of chastising you. Now eat your pie.
No one can be as intellectually slothful as a really smart person
There’s always someone who knows something.
I don't mean that creative people are somehow finer, or more sensitive, and thus have finer, more sensitive nervous breakdowns - you can save that horseshit for the Sylvia Plath worshipers. It's just that creative people have creative breakdowns.
God turned out to be a bunch of bad little kids playing interstellar Xbox. Isn't that funny?