Sometimes a man and a woman reach a crossroads and linger there, reluctant to take either way, knowing the wrong choice will mean the end... and knowing there’s so much worth saving.

Ninety-eight percent of what goes on in people's heads is none of their smucking business.

And the most terrifying question of all may be just how much horror the human mind can stand and still maintain a wakeful, staring, unrelenting sanity.

Everything that goes around comes around, they say, and although I've never been able to figure out who the mysteriously wise sages known as "they" might be, they're certainly right when it comes to time-travel.

It was as hysterical as a woman having a hot flash.

Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.

"Am I weird?" "Yeah. But so what? Everybody's weird."