I know your mother lives in your head - almost everyone's mother does, I guess - but you can't let her have her way on this one

" Science is beginning to encroach on every level of our volition". And to me, that is a frightening social concept. It doesn't have anything to do with the right to have an abortion verses the right to life. It has to do with the ability of science to keep things alive and the ability of science to really control our lives.

Pray for rain all you like, but dig a well as you do it.

Language does not always have to wear a tie and lace-up shoes.

The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance...logic can be happily tossed out the window.

On the subject of love at first sight, I’m with the Beatles: I believe that it happens all the time.

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'