I know your mother lives in your head - almost everyone's mother does, I guess - but you can't let her have her way on this one

I write about rats because they scare the hell out of me. I think we tend to write out our phobias.

You know," Glen Bateman said, looking out toward Grand Junction in the early light of morning, "I've heard the saying 'That sucks' for years without really being sure of what it meant. Now I think I know.

There's a Mr. Hyde for every happy Jekyll face, a dark face on the other side of the mirror.

God pisses down the back of your neck every day but only drowns you once.

When all else fails, give up and go to the library.

never's the word God listens for when he needs a laugh.