Teddy, Vern, Chris: I don't shut up. I grow up. And when I look at you, I throw up. Aghhh! Gordie: And then your mom goes around the corner and she licks it up.

Death was no less a miracle than birth.

My father had taught me - mostly by example - that if a man wanted to be in charge of his life, he had to be in charge of his problems.

The harder you had to work to open a package, the less you ended up caring about what was inside.

Fools are the only folk on the earth who can absolutely count on getting what they deserve.

On that gray street, with the smell of industrial smokes in the air and the afternoon bleeding away to evening, downtown Derry looked only marginally more charming than a dead hooker in a church pew.

Animals don't know as much about jealousy as people, but they're not ignorant of it, either.