There's a Mr. Hyde for every happy Jekyll face, a dark face on the other side of the mirror.
Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches.
Might as well try to drink the ocean with a spoon as argue with a lover.
Coincidences happen, but I've come to believe they are actually quite rare. Something is at work, okay? Somewhere in the universe (or behind it), a great machine is ticking and turning its fabulous gears.
Read a lot, write a lot is the great commandment.
A man with a good wife is the luckiest of God's creatures.