The best show on television is Red Sox baseball. Everything else sucks.

Now comes the big question: What are you going to write about? And the equally big answer: Anything you damn well want. Anything at all .... as long as you tell the truth.

Mister, we deal in lead.

Fools are the only folk on the earth who can absolutely count on getting what they deserve.

the man in black travels with your soul in his pocket.

There's a Mr. Hyde for every happy Jekyll face, a dark face on the other side of the mirror. The brain behind that face never heard of razors, prayers, or the logic of the universe. You turn the mirror sideways and see your face reflected with a sinister left-hand twist, half mad and half sane.

We don't know the days that will change our lives. Probably just as well.