Grammar is...the pole you grab to get your thoughts up on their feet and walking.
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'
A man who lies about beer makes enemies.
Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
sometimes an accident can be an unhappy womans best friend
Even people capable of living in the past don't really know what the future holds.