The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen

The best show on television is Red Sox baseball. Everything else sucks.

Human Nature Baby, grab it and growl.

Guys like Henry and his buddies were an accident waiting to happen; the little kids' version of floods or tornadoes or gallstones.

Twas something else. I had come to hate her, you see. I had come to wish her dead, and that was what held me back.

We're news junkies in my house.

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work.