I saw something even more beautiful than a sense of humor: an appreciation for life’s essential absurdity.
Until that afternoon in October four years ago, I hadn't known dogs could scream.
Sometimes loving eyes don't see what they don't want to see.
No one likes to see a government folder with his name on it.
Any statement beginning with the words 'In truth' is almost always a lie.
As for the end of the universe…I say let it come as it will, in ice, fire, or darkness. What did the universe ever do for me that I should mind its welfare?