There is a relationship between humor and fear. Think of all the gags you ever heard that have to do with dismemberment, or something that's horrible in one way or another, even if it's just horrible in the sense that somebody's being embarrassed. What do kids laugh at? Kids laugh if your fly's down. That's hilarious. But for the kid whose fly is down, it's a horrible situation.
Stephen KingThe first draft of a bookโeven a long oneโshould take no more than three months, the length of a season.
Stephen KingI like to get ten pages a day, which amounts to 2,000 words. Thatโs 180,000 words over a three-month span, a goodish length for a book โ something in which the reader can get happily lost, if the tale is done well and stays fresh.
Stephen King...belief has a second edge. If there are ten thousand medieval peasants who create vampires by believing them real, there may be one - probably a child - who will imagine the stake necessary to kill it. But a stake is only stupid wood; the mind is the mallet which drives it home.
Stephen KingThere's nothing like stories on a windy night when folks have found a warm place in a cold world.
Stephen King