Never give a good politician time to pray.

The King is in his Tower, eating bread and honey. The Breakers in the basement, making all the money.

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

The stories we hear in our childhood are the ones we remember all our lives.

When you sit down to write, write. Don't do anything else except go to the bathroom, and only do that if it absolutely cannot be put off.

Hemingway sucks. If I set out to write that way, it would have been been hollow and lifeless because it wasn't me.

Humans were built to look back; that's why we have that swivel joint in our necks