The simple truth of things is that bad dreams are far better than bad wakings.

Trust, a sense of humor, and don't let the sun go down on an argument without trying to make it up. That's all I know about good marriage. I've been married a long time - it seems to be working.

It might be that the biggest division in the world isn't men and women but folks who like cats and folks who like dogs" - (L.T.'s Theory of Pets)

It's a writer's job to carve with language, to hew close to the bone.

Why does everyone think that I am a cruel and insensitive man? I mean, come on, I have kids... on my desk in little jars!

If you liked being a teenager, there's something really wrong with you.

Things were going very fast now. Too fast to suit him. Fantasy and reality had merged.