Writing is seduction.

The battle between good and evil is endlessly fascinating because we are participants every day.

The best show on television is Red Sox baseball. Everything else sucks.

He smiles a lot. But I think there might be worms inside him making him smile.

I have grown into a Bestsellasaurus Rex - a big, stumbling book-beast that is loved when it shits money and hated when it tramples houses... I started out as a storyteller; along the way I became an economic force.

Put an egg in your shoe and beat it, make like a tree and leave, imitate an amoeba and split.

There are a great many ways to commit suicide you know.