Paul LePage has become a terrible embarrassment to the state I live in and love. If he won't govern, he should resign.

I win, you win. You win, I win. The gun, I win. The fruit, you win. I win, you win.

It's only a little secret, but having a secret makes me feel better. Like a human being again.

Ninety-eight percent of what goes on in people's heads is none of their smucking business.

Writing is like sex. The more you think about it, the harder it is to do. It's better not to think about it so much and just let it happen.

There are lots of guys out there who write a better prose line than I do and who have a better understanding of what people are really like and what humanity is supposed to mean - hell, I know that.

If the stuff you're writing is not for yourself, it won't work.