You couldn't not like someone who liked the guitar.

never's the word God listens for when he needs a laugh.

People can be stunningly unobservant.

Love among the ruins... I'll tell you something, my friend: Weird love's better than no love at all.

The King is in his Tower, eating bread and honey. The Breakers in the basement, making all the money.

I think that's what people most always do with the stuff they can't make out - just forget it.

Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor