I like it when pessimism goes unrewarded.

I didn’t want to kill girls… even vampire girls. Though I might make an exception for that blonde.

You don't get a lot of suicidal vampires.

She just keeps saying "He’s gone.

Super-secret Ninja Club sounds way cooler than the whole BFF thing.

You make your own kinds of mistakes, and I’m sure you’ll have your share of regrets in life. But commitment was never your problem, sweetie. You have a better chance of making this work than most forty-year-olds I know. My little middle-aged child. Luckily, you seem to have found another old soul.

I know you're frustrated that he's keeping you locked up like this, but don't give him too bad a time when he gets back. He loves you more than you know. It terrifies him to be away from you.