Too young,too young,she chanted to herself. Wrong,of course. I was older than her grandfather but according to my driver's license,she was right.

Do you like scary stories? he asked ominously. Jacob Black

Your number was up the first time I met you.

Try not to trip," she added. "We don't have time for a concussion today." I groaned. That would be just like me - ruin everything, destroy the world, in a moment of klutziness.

Well… don’t be offended, but you smell like a dog.

Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool!

Could I betray my absent heart to save my pathetic life?