Are you referring to the fact that you can't walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over?

Humans were always surprising me.

I was all braced for the wrath that was going to put grizzlies to shame, and this is what I get? I should infuriate you more often.

Do you like scary stories? he asked ominously. Jacob Black

It's easier to come up with new stories than it is to finish the ones you already have. I think every author would feel that way.

I’m a little worried about Edward… Can vampires go into shock? Bella Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 7, p.129

You dont know how hard it was for me to take you and leave them alive.