You aren't exactly the best judge of what is or isn't dangerous.

There was no reason for Bella Swan to cross paths with me. She would be avoided like the plague she was.

Yes Rosalie, we all know how proficient of an assassin you are.

What were you two doing last night, discussing the national debt?

What am I going to do with you? Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!

Children in the abstract, had never appealed to me. They seemed to be loud creatures, often dripping some form of goo.

He wished he hadn't pulled me from the path of Tyler's van - there was no other conclusion I could come to.