I have an immature, Homer Simpson-like tendency to giggle when I say the words 'seminal fluids' in public.
They wouldn't let me play; only Alice would play games with me anymore.
Body and soul. Two different things
You nickednamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?
Don't let anyone tell you that high school is supposed to be fun. High school is to be endured. College is fun.
That was the first night I dreamed of Eward Cullen.