I felt excited to go to school, and that scared me. I knew it wasn't the simulating learning environment I was anticipating, or seeing my new set of friends. If I was being honest with myself, I knew I was eager to get to school because I would see Edward Culllen. And that was very, very stupid.

He looks at you like... like you're something to eat.

I am Switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures.

So, instead of panicking, I closed my eyes and spent the twenty minutes' drive with Edward. I imagined that I had stayed at the airport to meet Edward. I visualized how I would stand on my toes, the sooner to see his face. How quickly, how gracefully he would move through the crowds of people separating us. And then I would run to close those last few feet between us - reckless as always - and I would be in his marble arms, finally safe.

How could you fall in love with a three inch worm?

Don't worry?! You sliced your hand open!

Please don't run away. And, um, I'd rather you didn't kick me again either.