Here's to responsibility," he toasted. "Twice a week." "And recklessness every day in between," I emphasized. He grinned and touched his can to mine.

You nickednamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?

He’s playing every bit as hard as I am, only he knows what he’s doing and I don’t. Don’t blame me because he’s a better manipulator than I am — I haven’t been around long enough to learn all his tricks.

Forever," he vowed, still a little staggered. "That's all I'm asking for," I said.

Well… don’t be offended, but you smell like a dog.

If your life was all you had to give your beloved, how could you not give it?

Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.