Repeat one word of what I just said and I'll cheerfully beat you to death, Mike.

I didn’t realize I was crying until it was time to say the blinding words. ‘I do,’ I managed to choke out in a nearly unintelligible whisper... When it was his turn to speak, the words rang clear and victorious. ‘I do,’ he vowed.

I couldn’t get the words exactly right; I only remembered wishing that Jacob were my brother so that we could love each other without any confusion or pain.

There's no law that says I can't cook in my own house." - Charlie Swan

Repeat one word of what I just said and I'll cheerfully beat you to death, Mike.

Children in the abstract, had never appealed to me. They seemed to be loud creatures, often dripping some form of goo.

I didn't want the life that made sense. Not if the chaos meant i could have Bella.