I think she's having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her.

Is my mom all right?" "She's perfectly fine. don't worry, Bella, I have no quarrel with her. Unless you didn't come alone, of course." Light, amused. "I'm alone." I'd never been more alone in my entire life.

Holy crow!" ~Bella Swan

You don't get a lot of suicidal vampires.

When he left, you spent all your energy holding on to him. You could be happy if you let go.

Dear Jacob, I win. Sincerely, Edward

Um," Doc said in a mild voice, "medically speaking, I'm not sure that was the most helpful thing for his condition." "But I feel better," Jared answered, sullen. Doc smiled the tiniest smile. "Well, maybe a few more minutes of unconsciousness won't kill him.