Before I tell you my story," Jasper said. "you must understand that there are places in our world, Bella, where the life span of the never-aging is measured in weeks, and not centuries.

The only parents in the world who don’t need sleep, and our child already sleeps through the night. Edward Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 22, p.429

I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object.

I feel like humor is a part of life. I don't think it comes through as much in the novels as it does in my head.

It's pretty obvious, isn't it? I'm joining your crappy little renegade pack. The vampires' guard dogs.

Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?

The wasting of finite resources is everyones business