What's so funny?" Bella mumbled. "I got food in her hair," I told her, chortling again. "I'm not going to forget this, dog," Rosalie hissed. "S'not so hard to erase a blond's memory," I countered. "Just blow in her ear." Get some new jokes, "Rosalie snapped.

Sometimes the best hiding place is the one that's in plain sight.

How could you fall in love with a three inch worm?

My life and his were twisted into a single strand. Cut one, and you cut both. If he were gone, I would not be able to live through that. If I were gone, he wouldn't live through it, either.

I came to witness. I stay to fight.

Good luck tended to avoid me.

We're a bit sensitive to blood around here. I'm sure you can understand that.