You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating.
One of the many hazards of socializing with vampires. It makes you smell bad. A minor hazard, comparatively.
The wasting of finite resources is everyones business
driving at the speed limit--hideous thought.
Don’t be offended, but you seem to be one of those people who just attract accidents like a magnet. So… try not to fall into the ocean or get run over or anything, all right?
Dear Jacob, I win. Sincerely, Edward