There are hundreds of millions who believe the Messiah has come. If he did, then it is unfortunately the case that his heroic sacrifice and death have had no effect whatsoever on the very problem his coming might have been expected to address, for history demonstrates, beyond question, that we Christians have been just as dangerous, singly and en masse, as non-Christians.

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.

This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever.

Without laughter life on our planet would be intolerable. So important is laughter to us that humanity highly rewards members of one of the most unusual professions on earth, those who make a living by inducing laughter in others. This is very strange if you stop to think of it: that otherwise sane and responsible citizens should devote their professional energies to causing others to make sharp, explosive barking-like exhalations.

We must never forget that both good and evil flow from the Bible. It is therefore not above criticism.

Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality.

If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war.