Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war.

Just as with cars, it's critical to know the fuel efficiency of black holes.

The problem is that once the untrained mind has made a formal commitment to a religious philosophy - and it does not matter whether that philosophy is generally reasonable and high-minded or utterly bizarre and irrational

Radio is the theater of the mind; television is the theater of the mindless.

I'm all for sex. Seven nights a week. Days, too.