Well, my aspirations certainly were not to be in a pre-school show. I mean, it's certainly nothing that I considered; it's nothing I ever thought anyone would ever let me do.

The majority of short term trading results are just random. In the long term the money ends up with those that can trade and manage risk.

It eats at me. And if it eats at me, I'm going to make sure it eats at (my team).

I'm not supposed to talk about the snail. The snail is, well, congratulations to whoever noticed it. It's supposed to be a thing where you gotta look for it in every episode, and it's there three times in every episode.

I'm a micro-celebrity, about as small a celebrity as you can be.

My fantasy for children's television is that it's not really children's television, it's everybody's television.

The best traders I know are also the most humble people I know, coincidence? Or has the market taught them some very valuable lessons?