When I was a kid, my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner, and the noise would bother me so much that I would run into the woods to calm down. I feel like that vacuum cleaner has been on since I moved to New York City.

And I think that if I were a for real celebrity that was recognizable everywhere, I'd just crawl under a rock and you know, have someone run over the rock with a car, or something.

Eat as much as you like-just don't swallow it.

I'm a micro-celebrity, about as small a celebrity as you can be.

It eats at me. And if it eats at me, I'm going to make sure it eats at (my team).

Acting on a blue screen is awful.

My fantasy for children's television is that it's not really children's television, it's everybody's television.