I talked with Quentin about where the character came from, and he told me Kansas City. I don't know how somebody talks from Kansas City, so I made him from New York.

What's "God"? Well, you know, when you want something really bad and you close your eyes and you wish for it? God's the guy that ignores you.

I can't relate to 99% of humanity.

I did stand-up. I loved George Carlin and Steve Martin.

I like character-driven stuff. It doesn't matter, the size of the part.

I didn't think I'd ever be able to do movies. That was for serious actors.

I have a dresser, who literally is a guy who makes sure the tie is right. It's a little bit of a process. I could probably do it by myself, but it would take me three times as long.