I never made a daring rescue, which is the story people want to hear. I did go to my share of fires.

I can't relate to 99% of humanity.

I didn't really like the aloneness of doing stand-up.

I talked with Quentin about where the character came from, and he told me Kansas City. I don't know how somebody talks from Kansas City, so I made him from New York.

I never did improv professionally, but that was certainly in my training as an actor. I like it.

I suppose things are better now, but ... I don't know. People still hate each other, they just know how to hide it better.

I had a magic kit. I never really followed through on it, but I had my phase of wanting to do it, sure.