Directing television is really hard - it's so fast. You shoot an hour show in seven days.

I've had dentists who have wanted to help me out, but I say, 'You know, I won't work again if you fix my teeth.'

It wasn't until my senior year in high school that I started acting.

I suppose things are better now, but ... I don't know. People still hate each other, they just know how to hide it better.

I think all comics borrow from each other. Only a few have an original voice, and I wasn't one of them. In the end, I couldn't figure out who to steal from, so I stopped doing it.

I was going to buy a van and move to LA so I could secretly pursue acting without any of my friends knowing.

I have a dresser, who literally is a guy who makes sure the tie is right. It's a little bit of a process. I could probably do it by myself, but it would take me three times as long.