Goalies almost never get credit for winning a game, but they always get blamed for losing a game.

Whenever I'm offered something, I always read the script and meet the director. I still appreciate just being considered.

In an enclosed space, a camel's breath can change the atmosphere of the room. Not only just the smell, they literally seem to change the atmospheric pressure. It's so disgusting. It's like they have eight stomachs each more rancid then the next and it just comes out of their mouth.

Children are very smart, in their own stupid way. A child's brain is like a sponge, and you know how smart sponges are.

I joined an improv group in college, which was a lot of fun. After I graduated, I moved to Chicago to try to get into the Second City.

I've always enjoyed watching characters that aren't aware that they're doing anything funny. And I think that inherently makes them funnier.

I think when someone who's known for doing drama does a comedy but just tries to be funny, that's a mistake.