I know I'm not a woman's fantasy man; I don't have to uphold this image of male beauty, so that's kind of a relief in a way.

I joined an improv group in college, which was a lot of fun. After I graduated, I moved to Chicago to try to get into the Second City.

Taste in comedy, like fashion, changes all the time.

I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her.

Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.

Is there a God? If not, what are all these churches for? And who is Jesus' dad?

If we were meant to read for enjoyment, would God have created television? Read as it was intended - for exercise. The more you read, the more you expand your - what's the word I'm looking for? - your stockpile of words. You must have a stockpile of words that you can pass along to your children for their stockpile.