I have no idea where my pathetic nature comes from. If I thought about it too long, it would depress me.

It's nice to find people who live on the fringe, finding one another and she's just unrelentingly funny.

I am happily married, and I think I was lucky that success came a little later in my life. It's difficult to handle all the attention when you are a young gun.

Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.

I am always the type of person who is waiting for the other shoe to drop and for it to peter out and end. And if it does that's fine.

An office is a place to... live life to the fullest. To the max. To... an office is a place where dreams come true.

If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk.