I am both a night owl and an early bird. So I am wise and I have worms.

One person with the ability of half a person doing the work of four people.

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.

People say, 'What's the secret to a marriage?' There's no secret - I think you get lucky.

You're doing your kids a disservice if they do get everything they want because that's not the way life's going to go, and I think kids have to have some reality.

I'm not unattractive, but I'm not a matinee idol. I think I have a very non-threatening look - I'm fine, I'm right in the middle.

I’m not good with pickup lines or flirting. I don’t have that kind of self-confidence or natural charisma.