I have never wanted to be famous, as such - fame is a by-product.

I'm not like a politician that goes around talking about family values. And I can't get fired from being a funny person because I did something that most people are disapproving of. I think people are just obsessed with this morality that people perceive as being the right and wrong way of doing stuff.

I find impressionists slightly annoying, really.

If it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day you will pay the price if you're a fussy eater.

I'm just a good Catholic boy - I do naughty things and feel guilty about them.

Most of all I don't want to be bored. That's why I'd rather do something that has some sort of ambition, that risks failing, rather than make safer, more comfortable choices.

I like the transience of Klimt paintings.