I think there's as much profundity and wisdom in Shakespeare, more so in fact, than those in the Bible.

That was liquid football

I think we all have a slightly gay gene inside us, don't we? It might be 0.00001 per cent as mine is, or one per cent as yours is.

Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.

When you tour you become more intimate with your audience. It's like I need reassurance that they like me or at least find me relevant. And that I can still do it.

I'm an entertainer. I don't go round saying I'm a paragon of virtue, so that is clearly not in the public interest.

To me, I like and understand ritual and I think it is important. Things that we do that give us comfort are important. Like Christmas, I like to go into a church and hear the carols sung. There's a comfort of actually going inside of a church, I find them serene. They're unchanging.