I use improvisation as a writing tool to help produce material that goes into a script, but a well-crafted script shouldn't sound scripted, and oftentimes people confuse something that looks like improvisation for what is actually a very well-written script that is well-acted.

I'm just a good Catholic boy - I do naughty things and feel guilty about them.

I don't think there's anything outside what comedy can address.

The important thing is not to be defined by what others think of you.

It's arguably the best newspaper in the world.

I like the fact that people come together who have shared values, but I don't believe that a man died 2,000 years ago and was crucified on a cross to save me from my original sin.

Sadly, I can't say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place - Hell.