I'm just a good Catholic boy - I do naughty things and feel guilty about them.

I did not become successful in my work through embracing or engaging in celebrity culture. I never signed away my privacy in exchange for success.

I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya.

If you're driving your car and someone winds the window down and gives you the finger and calls you an asshole, instead of giving him the finger back and calling him an asshole back, you just pull a funny face, and he doesn't know how to react to that, because you're using different rules.

If things don't come easy to you, you have to pull a rabbit out of a hat.

When you tour you become more intimate with your audience. It's like I need reassurance that they like me or at least find me relevant. And that I can still do it.

I don't want to go around making everyone else agree with me. I don't feel the need to do that.