It's good Xerox is known for its copying machines, and it's good Jim Carrey is known for comedy.

I'm not bragging but my movies have grossed well over a billion dollars.

You never know who's going to become your friend. Friends are always chance meetings.

A career is a series of ups and downs, of comebacks.

Let's look at people as artists and try to support them; just because Picasso painted a couple of bad paintings, that's no reason to say he's a lousy painter.

Someone's just told me the English are still trying to take over the United States - is that true?

The worst professional advice I've received. "If you were the last person on earth, I would never choose you to be a movie star."