I'm not going to say, I'm an actor and I'm changing the world. Who cares?

Someone's just told me the English are still trying to take over the United States - is that true?

I've made a lot of people a lot of money, and I've made a lot of people really happy. I've entertained millions and millions of people.

Everyone keeps asking me, What are you doing? I say, Why do I need to do anything? I'm rich.

Wanting to work is a luxury; having to work is not. If you're an artist, an actor, and you don't have to work, then you do work that you wanna do.

It's good Xerox is known for its copying machines, and it's good Jim Carrey is known for comedy.

What life really is all about is happiness. It's not money, or stature, or the amount of cars you have in your driveway. Life, a really successful life, is one in which you are loved and love somebody else, or some other people.