In show business, you can't make a living. You can only make a fortune, but you can't make a living.

I'm not bragging but my movies have grossed well over a billion dollars.

If you're an underdog, mentally disabled, physically disabled, if you don't fit in, if you're not as pretty as the others, you can still be a hero.

I'm just thinking all the time. There are times when I don't really need to think. You know what I mean? If you think about stuff for five hours, you really only need to do like five minutes and the rest of sort of rehashing it and dramatically going over it.

It's good Xerox is known for its copying machines, and it's good Jim Carrey is known for comedy.

I've always been proud of my character and how I live my life. So my regrets are few, and the ones I do have, I'm glad I have.

A gay man can be friends with a straight man. That can happen.