When you're going over periods of your life, you remember certain things, certain events, certain people that you've forgotten. You've forgotten certain lessons or people you were very close to, and then you haven't seen them in a while. I think if you can go through life with the correct regrets, then looking back on it, like I did, a certain portion of my life is pretty enjoyable. All my regrets are ones that I'd like to keep.

I've made a lot of people a lot of money, and I've made a lot of people really happy. I've entertained millions and millions of people.

From 1980 to 1990, I shot more films than any other actor in the Screen Actors Guild, apart from Gene Hackman.

You're never really playing yourself. You're always acting. It's an illusion that you're really playing yourself. The only time I'm playing myself is when I'm at home!

Someone's just told me the English are still trying to take over the United States - is that true?

In Utah, there are no bad things in the water there. It's just smooth, really beautiful.

It's good Xerox is known for its copying machines, and it's good Jim Carrey is known for comedy.