Leon, no offense, but you don't exactly look like a hockey player." "I told 'em I was a goalie. That's where they put the guy who can't skate, right? Just like in baseball when they put the worst player at catcher.

The greatest puzzle in the world, young man, the greatest challenge a man can face, a solving the riddle of a women's heart.

Leon, no offense, but you don't exactly look like a hockey player." "I told 'em I was a goalie. That's where they put the guy who can't skate, right? Just like in baseball when they put the worst player at catcher.

Somewhere in the ocean, a shark was missing its cold eyes because this man had them.

Whoever's job it was to keep the room clean was clearly not an overachiever.

I didn't know that once you've proven yourself useful to the wrong people, you'll never be free again.

Once you freeze all the way through to your soul, you will never feel warm again.