Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.

I'm a old hoodlum, so I will jump on you if I have to.

The mentoring program [of the Steve Harvey foundation] is to teach young boys the principles of manhood.

Procrastinatio n will delay your change!!! Today is a very good day to change; don't let YOU stop yourself from growing!

You are never too old to reinvent yourself.

a real man is happy and eager to live by your rules, as long as he knows what the rules are and he's sure that abiding by those rules will help keep the woman he loves happy

I never say "nagging". I think that "nagging" is a term that men created to get women to pipe down some. But it's a trap that we've created. We created several terms for women to back you down. Nagging means to stop asking me questions, then we get away with more. I think it's a term men created.