A person has to remember that the road to success is always under construction. You have to get that through your head. That it is not easy becoming successful.

A lot of times we expect people who get money and fame to suddenly become this "role model" or this "icon." That ain't how it works. Money and fame - all it does it just allows you to be more of who you really are.

I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.

I'm still very much a Christian and have a great relationship with God. I love Him, but one of my flaws is that I cuss.

You don't just sit in the car and let some guy drive you through life, wasting your time.

When I first got money, I went through it like everybody else, because I didn't know. But, right now, I've educated myself and placed smart people around me. I surrounded myself with people who not only are intelligent and effective about finances, taxes, and money management, but they (also) love me.

You've got to be in a bad relationship to really understand what a great one is.