It's really unimaginable that I could start where I was and get here today.

There has been nothing more impactful on my life and meaningful to me than the introduction of Christ. That, hands down, blows away every joke I've ever written.

You've got to quit lowering your standards. Set your requirements up front so when a guy hooks you, he has to know this is business.

In order to overcome fear, your dream must become bigger than fear.

What you want most out of life is the thing you have to give the most of

I'm not a movie star and I know that.

Catch fire today! Make today the day you stop complaining and do something!